Philosophical Tales: Being an Alternative History Revealing the Characters, the Plots, and the Hidden Scenes That Make Up the True Story of Philosophy

How to Use this Book.

Philosophical Illustrations.

The Tales.

I The Ancients.

1 Socrates the Sorcerer (469–399 bce).

2 The Different Forms of Plato (ca. 427–347 bce).

3 Aristotle the Aristocrat (384–ca. 322 bce).

II More Ancients.

4 Lao Tzu Changes into Nothing (6th–5th c. bce).

5 Pythagoras Counts Up to Ten (ca. 570–495 bce).

6 Heraclitus Chooses the Dark Side of the River (ca. 5th c. bce).

7 Hypatia Holds Up Half of the Sky (ca. 370–415 ce).

III Medieval Philosophy.

8 Augustine the Hippocrite (354–430 ce).

9 St. Thomas Aquinas Disputes the Existence of God (1225–1274).

IV Modern Philosophy.

10 Descartes the Dilettante (1596–1650).

11 Hobbes Squares the Circle (1588–1679).

12 Spinoza Grinds Himself Away… (1632–1677).

V Enlightened Philosophy.

13 John Locke Invents the Slave Trade (1632–1704).

14 The Many Faces of David Hume (1711–1776).

15 Rousseau the Rogue (1712–1778).

16 Immanuel Kant, the Chinaman of Königsburg (1724–1804).

VI The Idealists.

17 Gottfried Leibniz, the Thinking Machine (1646–1716).

18 Bishop Berkeley’s Bermuda College (1685–1753).

19 Headmaster Hegel’s Dangerous History Lesson (1770–1831).

20 Arthur Schopenhauer and the Little Old Lady (1788–1860).

VII The Romantics.

21 The Seduction of Søren Kierkegaard (1813–1855).

22 Mill’s Poetical Turn (1806–1873).

23 Henry Thoreau and Life in the Shed (1817–1862).

24 Marx’s Revolutionary Materialism (1818–1883).

VIII Recent Philosophy.

25 Russell Denotes Something (1872–1970).

26 The Ripping Yarn of Ludwig Wittgenstein (1889–1951).

27 Heidegger’s Tale (and the Nazis) (1889–1976).

28 Benjamin Lee Whorf and the Color Pinker (ca. 1900–1950).

29 Being Sartre and Not Definitely Not Being Beauvoir (1905–1980 and not 1908–1986).

30 Deconstructing Derrida (1930–2004).

Scholarly Appendix: Women in Philosophy, and Why There Aren’t Many.

Key Sources and Further Reading.

Acknowledgments.

Index